Spooge Crazy http://spoogecrazy.wordpress.com Just another WordPress.com weblog Fri, 08 Dec 2006 20:57:09 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/19c26fe4b0b18eb73cda3f145a90b196?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Spooge Crazy http://spoogecrazy.wordpress.com Tis The Season http://spoogecrazy.wordpress.com/2006/12/08/tis-the-season/ http://spoogecrazy.wordpress.com/2006/12/08/tis-the-season/#comments Fri, 08 Dec 2006 20:57:09 +0000 spoogecrazy http://spoogecrazy.wordpress.com/2006/12/08/tis-the-season/ ]]>

Tis the season to spooge crazy
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la

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I don’t want you to have a cow
But that’s Mr. Spooge to you, pal!

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I am trying to break the mold of only commenting on spooge, but it kind of grows on you like a fungus

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Today I am trying extra hard not to mention the word sp*ge. And I am going through withdrawal pains.

Sp*ge.

It’s hard.  Just when I think I have gotten it off my brain, suddenly there I go again.

Trying not thinking of the word zebra.

It goes well at first but then … you find your mind rushing through the African brush, your body red toothed and daggered ready to pounce sink your claws into the flesh belly striped black and white.

White, just like sp*ge, which I promised I wasn’t going to mention.

Not today, no way.

Sp*ge. Sp*ge.

Sp*ge.

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I have eaten
the spooge
that was in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold

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A penny for your spooge.

Next blog: spooge donors

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A spooge and his money are soon parted.

Cuz a spooge and his money are … invited places!

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do you spooge like i spooge?

i was so drunk i could barely spooge!

i was so drunk i was spooging all over the place!

save that spooge, don’t you know there are people starving in china

i no longer get paid for it, seems like they sent all the good spooger jobs to india.

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I’ll spooge you if you spooge me.

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Ain’t I just the spooge.

 See what he done … he’s just the spooge.

Spooge-Bog Square Pants!

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