He’s spooge crazy, she’s spooge crazy …

I’m a spooger.  There, I admitted it. 

 I cannot be accused of spewing brain spooge, as I don’t any thoughts on the matter.

You might even say I have spooge on the brain.

It’s been like a whirlwind of spooge

Ever since launching spooge crazy it has been like a whirlwind of spooge.

 Spooge this, spooge that.

So much spooge all over the place.

Its at my finger tips – the word that’s on my lips.

Can you get this spooge out?

Live To Spooge Or Spooge To Live

It is a chicken or egg kind of thing.

No, it is not a recipe for some kind of spooge chicken salad. Nor spooged eggs.

Although that has some possibilities.

Caviar covered in fish spooge.

Millions of years of evolution and the best the universe has to offer is spooge. 

Recipe for Spooge

A delicious recipe for Spooge, with Kahlua® coffee liqueur, Malibu® coconut rum and cream. Also lists similar drink recipes. Like what other drinks? Spooge On The Beach, Harvey Spooge Banger, Spooge Sour, Spooge Driver? I think not.

Fun Fact: Computers Do Spooge

spooge

/spooj/ Inexplicable or arcane code, or random and probably incorrect output from a computer program.

Did Fish Spawn Spooge?

Spooge is an organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova.

The process of discharge is called ejaculation or to spooge!

Like blood, spooge consists of two parts, the cellular part (spermatozoa and in some instances leucocytes and epithelial cells) and noncellular part (seminal plasma).

Depending on the species, spermatozoa can fertilize ova externally or internally. In external fertilization, the spermatozoa fertilize the ova directly, outside of the female’s sexual organs.

Female fish, for example, spawn ova into their aquatic environment, where they are fertilized by the spooge of the male fish.

There spawning begat spooging.

Spooge Crazy!

Spooge   

n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum

v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person

I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.

What is this spooge on my dinner?

Damn! Don’t spooge my new shoes!

What’s that spoogy shit on your shirt?
 
Spooge  

n. slang word meaning semen

v. to ejaculate

n. ‘He got spooge on his towel’

v. ‘I love to spooge over a hot guy’

I was in school and this hot girl bent over and I fucking spooged in my pants!

Spooge is to become intensely excited about something.

This new indie band is something to spooge about.

Spooge is also a variant of cum, kum, cream sauce, white wash, my descendants, or ejactulate.

I think my spooge left pecker tracks on her sheets.

Spooge is what you always find in your bathroom when you share an apartment with a very large lonely guy

I walked in the bathroom and there Stanley spooge was all over the toilet . . .

Spooge is to shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another’s face.

Sometimes mistakenly confused with splurge

Damn! I done spooged a wicked facial on dat hoe.

 Next blog, let’s discuss what comprises spooge.